10 Things I Seriously Hate About Facebook

·         People keep adding you

Seriously people! You add me on Facebook when I haven’t talked to you in yonks and never did and if I even tried to talk to you now face to face I’m pretty sure you’d just give up and walk away so why add me on this damn thing? Seriously?

·         Bloody Facebook bloody Chat

What’s the point in this piece of crap? I just appear offline on it and now it can’t even do that properly. How many god damn times do I need to keep changing the settings so I appear offline on it? The settings don’t even bloody save properly!

·         It takes 24 hours for a bloody comment to appear

It would be faster if I sent a damn letter!

·         Sometimes you can’t ‘like’ things

I don’t ‘like’ very many things, but when I do want to ‘like’ something, I expect a damn ‘like’ button to be there!

·         Half the videos from YouTube are regarded as spam

Numerous videos you try to link to on Facebook and the damn thing tells you that a song is regarded as spam. It ain’t Rick Ashtray!

·         It wastes sooooooooo much of your time

“I’ll just check it...”  (5 minutes later) “I’ll just check it again...nothing’s changed, no likes on my status, no one’s sent me a message, aren’t I the popular one... I think I’ll check it again later just in case something’s happened... (3 hours later)... nothing’s changed”

·         It keeps a record of EVERYTHING you do

The government is watching us for sure.

·         90% of Facebook statuses are about the weather

I honestly don’t give a monkeys if it’s raining 5 miles down the road or whether the damn sun is out again. I have BBC weather for that stuff and a window.

·         Changes

Every bloody day, the guys at Facebook decide to change something to the damn layout or do an update. I can’t read the bloody writing! What sort of browser am I meant to have to read that bollocks!?

 ·         Signing bloody in

“Yes, that is my damn password now f-ing work! No I don’t want to bloody type it in again because it’s my f-ing password and you’re incompetent! Bloody monkeys! How many times!!!!!!!”

That’s this today’s rant over. Seriously.