Top Ten Games
1. Bioshock
2. Tomb Raider
3. Call of Duty’s
4. Super Cluedo Challenge
5. 40 Winks
6. Far Cry’s
7. Gear of War’s
8. SSX’s
9. Test Drive Unlimited
10. Halo 1
Top Ten Food
1. Pizza
2. Garlic
3. Fillet Steak
4. Nutella
5. Mushrooms
6. Salad
7. Crisps
8. Salmon
9. Chips
10. Carrots
Top Ten Favourite Countries
1. Germany
2. Scotland
3. Ireland
4. France
5. Iceland
6. China
7. Thailand
8. Russia
9. Tunisia
10. Belgium
Top Ten Favourite ‘Things’
1. Sleep/Bed/Dreaming
2. Reading
3. Writing
4. Watching nature
5. People watching
6. Travelling
7. Learning
8. Lights out with open fire and an episode of Most Haunted
9. Having nothing to do
10. Model making
Top Ten Things I Hate
1. Slow Pokes
2. Untidy people
3. Celebrities
4. People with no manners
5. Snobs
6. Chavs/Millies
7. Orange people
8. People who can’t do basic things like cook
9. People who don’t appreciate history/jazz/culture/the old ways
10. People who always go out partying
Top Ten Favourite Bands/Music
1. Sigur Ros
2. Pink Floyd
3. Queen
4. Jimi Hendrix
5. David Gilmour
6. David Bowie
7. Scissor Sisters
8. Annie Lennox
9. Carlos Santana
10. Bob Dylan
Top Ten Favourite TV Programs
1. Most Haunted
2. The Good Life
3. QI
4. Are You Being Served?
5. Black Books
6. Absolutely Fabulous
7. One Foot in the Grave
8. Top Gear
9. Jonathan Creek
10. Black Adder
Sunday, 22 November 2009
Monday, 16 November 2009
Mock the What?
Ok, Mock the Week is probably the most annoying programme to watch in the history of TV. Who the hell came up with it!? Oh yeah! The guys from ‘Have I Got News For You’ and ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway’(I love them). They have stooped so low and their basically using the scraps of comedians that’s been lying on the cutting room floor since the 90’s and they’re back for revenge. Producer guys, please! Just stop right there, you’ve had your air-time with WLIIA and it was a massive success in America and Britain(do THAT again) and stick to HIGNFY. Don’t get fed up and try mixing them together thinking that no one will catch on; I have.
The comedians on MTW is just cringe worthy. You know why they talk so fast? Because if they didn’t they’d lose the audience, why? Cause really they’re boring and not funny. What has happened to comedians these days? I think it’s all those E numbers and Sunny D’s they’ve been drinking due to the fact that they can’t make their own stuff up.
Just look at the awesome power of comedians who’ve been on the stage since the 80’s and before such as Jo Brand, Billy Connolly, Frankie Howerd, Ronnie Corbett, Paul Merton, Tommy Cooper, and the legend that is Les Dawson. There are a few these days that are alright, but they can never ever accomplish what the oldies have done. These guys were/are revolutionary in the comedian sector.
Russell Brand, Russell Howard, Russell Kane.......is it just me that thinks anyone whose name is Russell is going to have an IQ that is less than 10? What is up with these guys? They just cannot come up with the goods and it’s boring cause all they do slag off everyone else thinking it’s funny. And anyone who does think these prats are funny, must be laughing because they feel sorry for them. I know I’m slagging them off, but Jesus, they are there to be slagged. Whoever stands up in front of people and makes an absolute bum hole of themselves so obviously prepared to be slagged. I’m doing that ‘slaggin’ job ladies and gentlemen and I aint gettin’ a pound for it.
The comedians on MTW is just cringe worthy. You know why they talk so fast? Because if they didn’t they’d lose the audience, why? Cause really they’re boring and not funny. What has happened to comedians these days? I think it’s all those E numbers and Sunny D’s they’ve been drinking due to the fact that they can’t make their own stuff up.
Just look at the awesome power of comedians who’ve been on the stage since the 80’s and before such as Jo Brand, Billy Connolly, Frankie Howerd, Ronnie Corbett, Paul Merton, Tommy Cooper, and the legend that is Les Dawson. There are a few these days that are alright, but they can never ever accomplish what the oldies have done. These guys were/are revolutionary in the comedian sector.
Russell Brand, Russell Howard, Russell Kane.......is it just me that thinks anyone whose name is Russell is going to have an IQ that is less than 10? What is up with these guys? They just cannot come up with the goods and it’s boring cause all they do slag off everyone else thinking it’s funny. And anyone who does think these prats are funny, must be laughing because they feel sorry for them. I know I’m slagging them off, but Jesus, they are there to be slagged. Whoever stands up in front of people and makes an absolute bum hole of themselves so obviously prepared to be slagged. I’m doing that ‘slaggin’ job ladies and gentlemen and I aint gettin’ a pound for it.
Thursday, 12 November 2009
Rant Number 1 (WARNING: May cause sourness)
Ok, so I’ve given up on keeping up on a weekly basis of posting on Blogger. To be honest, I’m a busy person and not very many people read my blogs. Actually that’s a lie, I’m not a very busy person at all although I do get some busy weeks but that’s my fault if I haven’t kept up with the assignments.
From what I’ve heard, I’ve caused a controversy on my BNP post. Straight to the point; I’m not fascist nor was I saying that their actions or beliefs where moral. Also if right-wing politicians were controversial (where they are rightly!) and I defended them and if everybody was more left-wing, I’d still cause a storm. Guys, wake up and smell the bacon. We need a change of government and preferably one that isn’t going to use tax payers money for their Jacuzzi and I’m not saying the BNP aren’t! What also buggers me these days, is that people do absolutely NOTHING against the government and actually it has become a dictatorship in a way. If someone was that little bit different in their politics. BLAM. In jail and people all spit on them. People can’t even be bothered to actually rally up people and defend their rights; no one is interested in politics anymore because no one can trust politicians. People these days, instead of going out to group meetings, talking and getting support, they’d rather phone up for a Chinese and sit in and watch the X Factor or Big Brother and you know who applauds that? THE GOVERNMENT. I see it as the government brain washing the people of this country so they can no longer spell without using texting language nor even talk about something remotely interesting other than The Hills so they don’t come up with a revolution or fight against this sad and depressed government. I mean just look at the storm Gordon Brown has caused because:
1, The woman who complained that her son’s name was written wrongly in actual fact didn’t think that Gordon is half blind and that he probably has a person dictating the letter to him. Infact when I LISTENED to the news I kept thinking people said JAMES when its actually JANES. I’m sorry but anyone can mistake that.
2, Brown is faced with a massive problem of people biting at him because of the recession. Guys, blame the Americans and yourselves and other countries. Money is a sin and makes people greedy. Grow up you don’t need an iPhone/touch just to ask if your buddy is eating dinner or whatever. In actual fact, you can go a few days without YOUR music. Wait a minute, I thought music belonged to the people who composed it. Also guys, if you are all complaining about it, DO SOMETHING YOURSELVES DON'T LEAVE IT THINKING SOMEONE ELSE WILL DO IT.
I’m hugely beyond belief pissed off with this country and world (as you can tell). I’m sick of people and in fact that’s why I’m not hugely social because if I did go out, I’d end up pissed off every time I came home again.
We’re being dictated by the government and no-one is doing a damn thing about it. Where’s our rights? Smoking bans, congestion charges and paying for water which is a neccessity to live. It doesn’t affect me, but by god it makes me angry for those who are affected because they aren’t doing a thing about it. If they aren’t going to bother about their personal rights, fine, I’ll fight for it for them. What happened to community? There is none, it’s all on the internet and computer and something needs to be done.
2 days later...
I’m still angry with everything. Something needs done! Lets over-throw this terrible government and let’s give it to the people again. Let them decide and lets have our democracy back!(Sorry most of the people's brain in this country is mush anyway so basically we're f....... to do anything about it. GREAT(!))
P.S Just to notify you all again, I’m a contradictory person. And what if i've offended you? Tough! Someone needs to stand up and say something. ALL comments are very welcome for this discussion.
From what I’ve heard, I’ve caused a controversy on my BNP post. Straight to the point; I’m not fascist nor was I saying that their actions or beliefs where moral. Also if right-wing politicians were controversial (where they are rightly!) and I defended them and if everybody was more left-wing, I’d still cause a storm. Guys, wake up and smell the bacon. We need a change of government and preferably one that isn’t going to use tax payers money for their Jacuzzi and I’m not saying the BNP aren’t! What also buggers me these days, is that people do absolutely NOTHING against the government and actually it has become a dictatorship in a way. If someone was that little bit different in their politics. BLAM. In jail and people all spit on them. People can’t even be bothered to actually rally up people and defend their rights; no one is interested in politics anymore because no one can trust politicians. People these days, instead of going out to group meetings, talking and getting support, they’d rather phone up for a Chinese and sit in and watch the X Factor or Big Brother and you know who applauds that? THE GOVERNMENT. I see it as the government brain washing the people of this country so they can no longer spell without using texting language nor even talk about something remotely interesting other than The Hills so they don’t come up with a revolution or fight against this sad and depressed government. I mean just look at the storm Gordon Brown has caused because:
1, The woman who complained that her son’s name was written wrongly in actual fact didn’t think that Gordon is half blind and that he probably has a person dictating the letter to him. Infact when I LISTENED to the news I kept thinking people said JAMES when its actually JANES. I’m sorry but anyone can mistake that.
2, Brown is faced with a massive problem of people biting at him because of the recession. Guys, blame the Americans and yourselves and other countries. Money is a sin and makes people greedy. Grow up you don’t need an iPhone/touch just to ask if your buddy is eating dinner or whatever. In actual fact, you can go a few days without YOUR music. Wait a minute, I thought music belonged to the people who composed it. Also guys, if you are all complaining about it, DO SOMETHING YOURSELVES DON'T LEAVE IT THINKING SOMEONE ELSE WILL DO IT.
I’m hugely beyond belief pissed off with this country and world (as you can tell). I’m sick of people and in fact that’s why I’m not hugely social because if I did go out, I’d end up pissed off every time I came home again.
We’re being dictated by the government and no-one is doing a damn thing about it. Where’s our rights? Smoking bans, congestion charges and paying for water which is a neccessity to live. It doesn’t affect me, but by god it makes me angry for those who are affected because they aren’t doing a thing about it. If they aren’t going to bother about their personal rights, fine, I’ll fight for it for them. What happened to community? There is none, it’s all on the internet and computer and something needs to be done.
2 days later...
I’m still angry with everything. Something needs done! Lets over-throw this terrible government and let’s give it to the people again. Let them decide and lets have our democracy back!(Sorry most of the people's brain in this country is mush anyway so basically we're f....... to do anything about it. GREAT(!))
P.S Just to notify you all again, I’m a contradictory person. And what if i've offended you? Tough! Someone needs to stand up and say something. ALL comments are very welcome for this discussion.
Tuesday, 3 November 2009
Most Breaks?
For all of you who are into the paranormal, you will find that the Most Haunted team had 8 nights of live paranormal hunting. As I don’t have Sky or Living TV, I was forced to watch it on the internet. I looked and looked for that golden site which showed Most Haunted and at last I found the site. Justin.TV and as well as streaming the channel, they also had a small chat box beside it which was awesome because you talk about what was happening while it happened. Anyway...
Most Haunted Live was an abomination. It was disappointing because the whole show was badly put together. They were doing two locations a night and during the transition from one place to another, Yvette Fielding used a phone to video call Paul Ross who was in the studio presenting the show to the live audience both at home and in the studio. How ridiculous is that!? The show also had a live Ouija board in the audience which was interesting, not because of what they come up with but interesting that Yvette has lost the will to even try and cover up that it’s all fake and she moved the glass. People also start fainting and throwing up. Another problem was the amount of breaks in the show. There was 3-5 minute break every 10 minutes and in the end if you added up all the actual footage or the investigation it’s probably an hour long; this was a show that started at 8pm to 12am. So that got annoying when Paul Ross kept saying “we’ll return after the shortest of short breaks” and everyone on chat was convinced that the breaks were getting longer and longer as the week went on.
The chat box was hilarious! You should of heard the ‘Cath’ jokes. (Cath's the makeup girl who’s a little bit plump and small who screams at everything and when she gets touched by a ‘ghost’ it’s usually the lower body; She wishes.) The guys kept saying every time she screamed that it was because she dropped her KFC bargain bucket, McDonalds just closed or that she was screaming because she was hungry. She also started screaming and fell over and as you can tell, the jokes came flooding out. I was in tears with laughter, my ribs actually hurt so bad. It was really bad what they were saying but I had to laugh. I love Cath really.
Two extreme parts of the investigation during the week was that they had a Tesla machine. They have used it before, but this time they built cages and sent some of the crew in. This machine emits hundreds of thousands of volts and with all this energy it had to be ( HI NICOLA!) discharged onto the crew in the cages; (think of a van der graf machine). On the last night they also had an experiment outside to which they paid Lancashire police thousands just so that no hooligans attack them, and their set up, with fireworks and all sorts. Their experiment? To hang Karl Beattie, the producer and also Yvette’s husband. But don’t worry folks, he was on safety wires and when he was hung, it wasn’t all what it set out to be; it was very poor.
Also during one of the nights (night 7 I think), the crew was doing yet another fake Ouija board session and this time it turned ugly. Karl didn’t feel well at all and ended up on the floor claiming to be suffering from a heart attack. Then shortly after that the sound man, Matt, fainted and got ‘attacked’ and they had to call an ambulance and luckily enough one of the audience was a health care professional! How lucky was that? Staged? Me thinks.
So the conclusion of 8 nights of paranormal investigation? They’re doing another 10 nights in January. I just hope they do better this time. Come on the Most Haunted crew! Don’t let us down!
P.S I promised you two last week but I promise this week I will make a post more interesting to non-paranormal interested people. And Thanks for reading my blogs! Keep up the work! :)
Most Haunted Live was an abomination. It was disappointing because the whole show was badly put together. They were doing two locations a night and during the transition from one place to another, Yvette Fielding used a phone to video call Paul Ross who was in the studio presenting the show to the live audience both at home and in the studio. How ridiculous is that!? The show also had a live Ouija board in the audience which was interesting, not because of what they come up with but interesting that Yvette has lost the will to even try and cover up that it’s all fake and she moved the glass. People also start fainting and throwing up. Another problem was the amount of breaks in the show. There was 3-5 minute break every 10 minutes and in the end if you added up all the actual footage or the investigation it’s probably an hour long; this was a show that started at 8pm to 12am. So that got annoying when Paul Ross kept saying “we’ll return after the shortest of short breaks” and everyone on chat was convinced that the breaks were getting longer and longer as the week went on.
The chat box was hilarious! You should of heard the ‘Cath’ jokes. (Cath's the makeup girl who’s a little bit plump and small who screams at everything and when she gets touched by a ‘ghost’ it’s usually the lower body; She wishes.) The guys kept saying every time she screamed that it was because she dropped her KFC bargain bucket, McDonalds just closed or that she was screaming because she was hungry. She also started screaming and fell over and as you can tell, the jokes came flooding out. I was in tears with laughter, my ribs actually hurt so bad. It was really bad what they were saying but I had to laugh. I love Cath really.
Two extreme parts of the investigation during the week was that they had a Tesla machine. They have used it before, but this time they built cages and sent some of the crew in. This machine emits hundreds of thousands of volts and with all this energy it had to be ( HI NICOLA!) discharged onto the crew in the cages; (think of a van der graf machine). On the last night they also had an experiment outside to which they paid Lancashire police thousands just so that no hooligans attack them, and their set up, with fireworks and all sorts. Their experiment? To hang Karl Beattie, the producer and also Yvette’s husband. But don’t worry folks, he was on safety wires and when he was hung, it wasn’t all what it set out to be; it was very poor.
Also during one of the nights (night 7 I think), the crew was doing yet another fake Ouija board session and this time it turned ugly. Karl didn’t feel well at all and ended up on the floor claiming to be suffering from a heart attack. Then shortly after that the sound man, Matt, fainted and got ‘attacked’ and they had to call an ambulance and luckily enough one of the audience was a health care professional! How lucky was that? Staged? Me thinks.
So the conclusion of 8 nights of paranormal investigation? They’re doing another 10 nights in January. I just hope they do better this time. Come on the Most Haunted crew! Don’t let us down!
P.S I promised you two last week but I promise this week I will make a post more interesting to non-paranormal interested people. And Thanks for reading my blogs! Keep up the work! :)
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