Technical Difficulties Please Stand By...

Hello? Is this thing on? hold on a minute..... no I don't think it is JERRY? JERRY!! JERRY WILL YOU TURN THE THINGY ON! YOU KNOW THE THINGY! It's just to the right there, no that's left, other way, turn it on. Is it on now? What if I do this? DAMNIT right hold on, try again, nope still not working. Right, I'll get the wire cutters. WHICH ONE DO I CUT? HELLO? JERRY YOU STILL THERE? Damn he's gone. Right hmmmm let me think now, it must beeeeee hmmmmm this one *cut*........